Letters from Peter Popoff

In September of 2005 I saw an informercial late at night to order some free miracle spring water.

I filled out a form online and over the course of the next few months I recieved not 1, but 4 letters PACKED with instruction, prophecy, and promises of abundance. Now I don't mean to make fun of Christianity; so Christians can take comfort in the fact that Peter Popoff is not exactly an ideal representation. I've got my own issues with the faith, but ultimately, I will give no spiritual input or commentary here. I intend only to display the letters I was sent. Hey, it's entirely POSSIBLE that everything Peter Popoff has ever told me was completely factual.

It's just not very likely.

I tested to see if it was all automated... I signed up again under the name 'Assbusiness Fromanothermother' so that he might repeat back sentences like: "This is serious Assbusiness!" and "Brother Fromanothermother," but they didn't bite. Seems there are humans involved.

I will also mention that the 'hand-written' ink is fake. If you look closely you can see where the printed ink for the type and the printed ink of the 'pen' didn't line up as they were supposed to. Furthermore there was never ANY depression made into the paper as any normal pen would've made.

I have blanked out my former address, and there were some scanning errors as well which sometimes required me to fill in what was cut off.

I did not follow any of the given instructions, and after scanning all contents I promptly threw them all out.

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